The Daily Hilario: Sunday

23 May 2026, Berlin: Soccer, men: DFB Cup, FC Bayern Munich - VfB Stuttgart, final in Berlin's Olympic Stadium, Munich fans set off pyrotechnics. Photo: Michael Kappeler/dpa - IMPORTANT NOTE: In accordance with the regulations of the DFL German Football League and the DFB German Football Association, it is prohibited to utilize or have utilized photographs taken in the stadium and/or of the match in the form of sequential images and/or video-like photo series. (Photo by Michael Kappeler/picture alliance via Getty Images)

Hmm

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: José Mourinho is at the stadium to watch Bayern vs Stuttgart tonight 👀

According to @Plettigoal, he will keep an eye on Real Madrid's dream target Michael Olise 😮

Bayern president Uli Hoeneß: "Mourinho can keep five eyes on Olise. He won't get him." ❌… pic.twitter.com/CoLcacdYmx

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— 433 (@433) May 23, 2026

What?!

Luis Suarez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😬 pic.twitter.com/APUv8sMO1s

— Bayse Sports (@BayseSports) May 23, 2026

Hopefully

Tottenham has a 14% chance of being relegated from the Premier League tomorrow, via Kalshi.

Can West Ham actually pull it off? pic.twitter.com/XBY2O0jGjw

— Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) May 23, 2026

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